BODY🍑COUNT🍆 Part 4.

This continued until one day I met this guy on my way to work, he seemed to know me but I didn't recognize his face🤔🤔.

HIM: Duuude,, I have been trying to reach you through phone, but I always end up talking to Recho 💔, how have you been 💖💖.

ME: Am sorry, Do I know you??

HIM: 🤔 what do you mean by that,, si mm ni Ian bana,, the interview guy🙏🙏.

ME: Interview guy🤔🤔. Sorry bro maybe unanifananisha🙏🤔.

He thought for a while then,, "Wait nooo,(putting both hands on his head🙆🏾‍♂️) so she did it to you too😭😭, but why?"

ME: Bro what are you talking about. I said I don't know you. she did wat? Look am getting late for work okay?, good bye...

The boy looked at me in disbelief😱🤔😭. Seeing that ilibidi nirudi nyuma, "why are you so shocked bro,"

Without altering any word,, Ian grabbed my right hand and starting pulling me😲. "Hey boss, where are you taking me, I have to report at work😲"

Nilipoona hanijibu ikabidi nikatae,, mawazo yangu yalikuwa yananiambia huenda alikuwa mwendawazimu 💔.

HIM: Look, you are going to die soon kama hatutaenda hossy sahi😭.

"Hossy ya nini,, mm niko sawa😬" I resisted.

He called the other two boys wakanibeba by force hadi hossy,, "doctor, Valium victim, Valium victim please😭😭" Ian screamed to doctor.

On hearing that,, everyone on bench got shocked,, "Valium???" They all said at once😲😲.

ME: Doctor what's going on??

Kwanza nikapewa tablet ingine kubwa nikameza🙆. To be honest sikujuwa kilichokuwa kinaendelea,, koz mm nilikuwa sober kabisa, hata Valium sikujuwa ni nini🙆(maybe you guys should search it on Google), I mean sikuwa nafeel anything et myb kuwa msick🤔🤔🤔.

After 3hrs in the room with doctor,,

HIM: Who's your closest person Sky

ME: My GF Recho, I love her so much💕. I want to spend the rest of my life with her 💕.

HIM: Apart from her,, who else do you feel you're very close to her/him..

ME: No one else doctor.. only my girlfriend, Recho. Only her💕💕.

I interrupted immediately I saw him preparing to ask me another question 😪😪. "What's going on here, mbna mnanificha yani??, Why did you bring me here🤔🤔"?

HIM: You said she is the love of your heart and you want to spend the rest of your life with her 😪😪?

ME: Yes!! Yes!!

HIM: Which life?? Na ulikuwa umebakisha masaa machache sana ukufe💔😭.

Hapo hapo the same guy akaingia,, "doctor how is he now??🙆🏾‍♂️" He asked.

ME: Guys ninini kinaendelea,, mnanificha kwan mm ni mtoto,, Valium ni nini??😭😭.

Nilipoona hawanijibu, nikaamka kwa bed na kumshika Ian shati.. "bro what's going on??"

Doctor: Sky relax,, you should be thanking him instead💕💕.

ME: Thanking him for what? Si mniambie kinachoendelea jamani😭😭.

Doctor: You won't believe us.. Ian plz tell him....

Ian looked at me then back to Doctor.

HIM: Bro, we want you to break up with Recho 💔. Now🙏🙏.

ME: 😂😂😂mnadhani sikuwa nimeambiwa😂. Nonsense!! Nishaambiwa kwanza wewe (Ian) mbna huwa unamfwatilia GF yangu na alikukataa?? Na nilijuwa tu hii ni game yako kuniachanisha na Recho 💔💔😪.

IAN : Doctor I see memory inarudi🙏. So sky, umenijuwa sasa??

ME: Kwan nakosaje kukujua😪. Toka mbele yangu😪.

I left them nikarudi makejani ju masaa ya job yalikuwa yamepita💔.

Doctor: What about the bill??

IAN: Never mind Sir.. I'll settle it🙏. Oyah bro, please I know you love Recho so much, but she doesn't love you 😪😭. Do your own research 🙏.

ME: How does that concern you 😪. Wachana na mdenge wa mine or else nitakufanyia kitu mbaya sana🙏.

Kwa njia nilikuwa najiuliza maswali, 'ni kweli hanipendi, ama ni Ian anataka kuniaribia😭' hivi, mbna wamekataa kuniambia reason ya kunipeleka hossy🤔🤔. Kichwa kilibaki kuwa moto🙏.

Kufika kwa nyumba ya Recho nilimpata kaketi kochini,, akiwa anasoma kabox fulani huku akismile pekee yake🤔🤔. Hakuwa ameniona mwanzo🙏. "Hahaa mjinga wa hali ya juu😲, she said. "Mm Recho nipendane na mtu kama wewe😪😪, walahi nitakuwa nimechizi,, thank you SAMANTHA kwa kunichanua😋😋" she added.

ME: Helloooo😋😋,,

Sema Recho kushtuka🤔,,

HER: Ooh Beb, karibu,(panicking) mbona mapema ivo?🙆?

ME: I wasn't feeling well🙏.. mbna umepanick🤔. Hukuniexpect ama??

RECHO: No ..no ..no... Me huwa nakuexpect anytime😋😋. Huku ni kama kwako tu💕💕. Eeeh did you hear what I was saying?? Please have a seat.

ME: 🤔🤔hear what?

HER: okay how long have you been standing there 🙆🙆.

ME: Sijasimama, nimeingia tu🙏. Kwan ulikuwa unaongea kwa simu 😋😋. (Nikijaribu kuchukuwa kale kabox kenye alikuwa anakasoma)

RECHO: (alinirukia) Bebee wachana nayo😋😋, hii nimeokota ya kuwasha moto🤔.

Alichukuwa na kuingia nayo kitchen. Tulilala siku mbili,, the third day nikaona kabox kengine kama kenye aliwashia moto🤔, kidogo nikaona kengine na kengine chini ya bed tena, so zikawa tatu.. sikushughulika nazo koz nilijuwa ni za kuwasha moto kwahiyo zote nilizipeleka kitchen penye alikuwa..

HER: 😲😲😲babe (taking them) kwan umezitoa wap?? Hizi zinafaa kuchomwa😲😲.
Mara moja akawasha gas na kuzichoma zote at once 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️.
ME: Wait, si you said huwa unawasha moto nazo,, mbna tena umechoma??

Kuangalia vizuri kwa moto nikaona kabox kamoja kameandika val..m 😲😲. "Babe toa hako kabox ka mwisho kwanza please,, toaaa kanaungua....🙆" Nilijaribu kukachukuwa..

HER: (akikasongesha ndani ya moto) haka kashaungua babe,, mbona unakataka??

ME: Nimetaka nione kameandikwa aje🙏. Hiyo jina ilikuwa imeandikwa sijui val...what??

HER: Sijui ata,, mbna unauliza..

ME: Hujui na ulikuwa anakasoma hiyo siku🙆🙆. Ak babe wewe na kusahau💕💕.

That day I had a sleepless night trying to figure out if I could remember the name that Ian had pronounced in hospital 🤔. Recho alishindwa mbna sikuwa nalala, alikuwa amezoea kila baada ya game 🍑🍆 huwa nalala fofofo🙏.

HER: Beb is there anything wrong with you? Why are you awake at this time of the hr🤔. (She held me) Tell me my love, ama umefutwa kazi?

ME: I don't know why usingizi hauji dear,, but am okay 🙏. (I held her back)..

Asubuhi mapema mm ndo niliamka kupika breakfast akiwa bado anadoz. Sema kutafuta sugari, na ju sikutaka kumsumbua ilibidi nijitafutie tu mwenyewe🙏. I searched everywhere hadi nyuma ya fridge 😲😲.

Guess what I saw😭😭😭😭. Oh my goodness, kwani who's this Recho?💔 but why??? Why??😭😭.

To be continued.... Fanyeni venye tunafanyanga part 5 ishuke before 8am.
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