BODY๐COUNT๐ Part 4.
This continued until one day I met this guy on my way to work, he seemed to know me but I didn't recognize his face๐ค๐ค.
HIM: Duuude,, I have been trying to reach you through phone, but I always end up talking to Recho ๐, how have you been ๐๐.
ME: Am sorry, Do I know you??
HIM: ๐ค what do you mean by that,, si mm ni Ian bana,, the interview guy๐๐.
ME: Interview guy๐ค๐ค. Sorry bro maybe unanifananisha๐๐ค.
He thought for a while then,, "Wait nooo,(putting both hands on his head๐๐พโโ๏ธ) so she did it to you too๐ญ๐ญ, but why?"
ME: Bro what are you talking about. I said I don't know you. she did wat? Look am getting late for work okay?, good bye...
The boy looked at me in disbelief๐ฑ๐ค๐ญ. Seeing that ilibidi nirudi nyuma, "why are you so shocked bro,"
Without altering any word,, Ian grabbed my right hand and starting pulling me๐ฒ. "Hey boss, where are you taking me, I have to report at work๐ฒ"
Nilipoona hanijibu ikabidi nikatae,, mawazo yangu yalikuwa yananiambia huenda alikuwa mwendawazimu ๐.
HIM: Look, you are going to die soon kama hatutaenda hossy sahi๐ญ.
"Hossy ya nini,, mm niko sawa๐ฌ" I resisted.
He called the other two boys wakanibeba by force hadi hossy,, "doctor, Valium victim, Valium victim please๐ญ๐ญ" Ian screamed to doctor.
On hearing that,, everyone on bench got shocked,, "Valium???" They all said at once๐ฒ๐ฒ.
ME: Doctor what's going on??
Kwanza nikapewa tablet ingine kubwa nikameza๐. To be honest sikujuwa kilichokuwa kinaendelea,, koz mm nilikuwa sober kabisa, hata Valium sikujuwa ni nini๐(maybe you guys should search it on Google), I mean sikuwa nafeel anything et myb kuwa msick๐ค๐ค๐ค.
After 3hrs in the room with doctor,,
HIM: Who's your closest person Sky
ME: My GF Recho, I love her so much๐. I want to spend the rest of my life with her ๐.
HIM: Apart from her,, who else do you feel you're very close to her/him..
ME: No one else doctor.. only my girlfriend, Recho. Only her๐๐.
I interrupted immediately I saw him preparing to ask me another question ๐ช๐ช. "What's going on here, mbna mnanificha yani??, Why did you bring me here๐ค๐ค"?
HIM: You said she is the love of your heart and you want to spend the rest of your life with her ๐ช๐ช?
ME: Yes!! Yes!!
HIM: Which life?? Na ulikuwa umebakisha masaa machache sana ukufe๐๐ญ.
Hapo hapo the same guy akaingia,, "doctor how is he now??๐๐พโโ๏ธ" He asked.
ME: Guys ninini kinaendelea,, mnanificha kwan mm ni mtoto,, Valium ni nini??๐ญ๐ญ.
Nilipoona hawanijibu, nikaamka kwa bed na kumshika Ian shati.. "bro what's going on??"
Doctor: Sky relax,, you should be thanking him instead๐๐.
ME: Thanking him for what? Si mniambie kinachoendelea jamani๐ญ๐ญ.
Doctor: You won't believe us.. Ian plz tell him....
Ian looked at me then back to Doctor.
HIM: Bro, we want you to break up with Recho ๐. Now๐๐.
ME: ๐๐๐mnadhani sikuwa nimeambiwa๐. Nonsense!! Nishaambiwa kwanza wewe (Ian) mbna huwa unamfwatilia GF yangu na alikukataa?? Na nilijuwa tu hii ni game yako kuniachanisha na Recho ๐๐๐ช.
IAN : Doctor I see memory inarudi๐. So sky, umenijuwa sasa??
ME: Kwan nakosaje kukujua๐ช. Toka mbele yangu๐ช.
I left them nikarudi makejani ju masaa ya job yalikuwa yamepita๐.
Doctor: What about the bill??
IAN: Never mind Sir.. I'll settle it๐. Oyah bro, please I know you love Recho so much, but she doesn't love you ๐ช๐ญ. Do your own research ๐.
ME: How does that concern you ๐ช. Wachana na mdenge wa mine or else nitakufanyia kitu mbaya sana๐.
Kwa njia nilikuwa najiuliza maswali, 'ni kweli hanipendi, ama ni Ian anataka kuniaribia๐ญ' hivi, mbna wamekataa kuniambia reason ya kunipeleka hossy๐ค๐ค. Kichwa kilibaki kuwa moto๐.
Kufika kwa nyumba ya Recho nilimpata kaketi kochini,, akiwa anasoma kabox fulani huku akismile pekee yake๐ค๐ค. Hakuwa ameniona mwanzo๐. "Hahaa mjinga wa hali ya juu๐ฒ, she said. "Mm Recho nipendane na mtu kama wewe๐ช๐ช, walahi nitakuwa nimechizi,, thank you SAMANTHA kwa kunichanua๐๐" she added.
ME: Helloooo๐๐,,
Sema Recho kushtuka๐ค,,
HER: Ooh Beb, karibu,(panicking) mbona mapema ivo?๐?
ME: I wasn't feeling well๐.. mbna umepanick๐ค. Hukuniexpect ama??
RECHO: No ..no ..no... Me huwa nakuexpect anytime๐๐. Huku ni kama kwako tu๐๐. Eeeh did you hear what I was saying?? Please have a seat.
ME: ๐ค๐คhear what?
HER: okay how long have you been standing there ๐๐.
ME: Sijasimama, nimeingia tu๐. Kwan ulikuwa unaongea kwa simu ๐๐. (Nikijaribu kuchukuwa kale kabox kenye alikuwa anakasoma)
RECHO: (alinirukia) Bebee wachana nayo๐๐, hii nimeokota ya kuwasha moto๐ค.
Alichukuwa na kuingia nayo kitchen. Tulilala siku mbili,, the third day nikaona kabox kengine kama kenye aliwashia moto๐ค, kidogo nikaona kengine na kengine chini ya bed tena, so zikawa tatu.. sikushughulika nazo koz nilijuwa ni za kuwasha moto kwahiyo zote nilizipeleka kitchen penye alikuwa..
HER: ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒbabe (taking them) kwan umezitoa wap?? Hizi zinafaa kuchomwa๐ฒ๐ฒ.
Mara moja akawasha gas na kuzichoma zote at once ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ.
ME: Wait, si you said huwa unawasha moto nazo,, mbna tena umechoma??
Kuangalia vizuri kwa moto nikaona kabox kamoja kameandika val..m ๐ฒ๐ฒ. "Babe toa hako kabox ka mwisho kwanza please,, toaaa kanaungua....๐" Nilijaribu kukachukuwa..
HER: (akikasongesha ndani ya moto) haka kashaungua babe,, mbona unakataka??
ME: Nimetaka nione kameandikwa aje๐. Hiyo jina ilikuwa imeandikwa sijui val...what??
HER: Sijui ata,, mbna unauliza..
ME: Hujui na ulikuwa anakasoma hiyo siku๐๐. Ak babe wewe na kusahau๐๐.
That day I had a sleepless night trying to figure out if I could remember the name that Ian had pronounced in hospital ๐ค. Recho alishindwa mbna sikuwa nalala, alikuwa amezoea kila baada ya game ๐๐ huwa nalala fofofo๐.
HER: Beb is there anything wrong with you? Why are you awake at this time of the hr๐ค. (She held me) Tell me my love, ama umefutwa kazi?
ME: I don't know why usingizi hauji dear,, but am okay ๐. (I held her back)..
Asubuhi mapema mm ndo niliamka kupika breakfast akiwa bado anadoz. Sema kutafuta sugari, na ju sikutaka kumsumbua ilibidi nijitafutie tu mwenyewe๐. I searched everywhere hadi nyuma ya fridge ๐ฒ๐ฒ.
Guess what I saw๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ. Oh my goodness, kwani who's this Recho?๐ but why??? Why??๐ญ๐ญ.
To be continued.... Fanyeni venye tunafanyanga part 5 ishuke before 8am
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